If ever wanted to commit suicide in my life I would want to die from something awesome like a blow-job massacre…either that or just eat Poptarts until I explode! 

When all journeys first begin theres always an incentive that causes it to happen.  A hero doesn’t go out to slay the dragon just because he can, he does it because its terrorizing the town and stole the fair maiden.  These heros or protagonists, are usually the ones who always win in the end and get the women of their dreams, but there is another type of hero.  This is wear the story itself finds the hero and forces him into the plot of events.  The endings to these types of stories are always undetermined and can end in either his death or survival.  One thing that can either destroy the story, or make it ten times better is women.  The women is commonly introduced after the story begins and is attracted to the main character.  But who can really tell the future between the Hero and his true love, only fortune cookies can do that for us.  They are unpredictable, always different, and we can never be sure if they are really meant for us, or the people eating next to us.  But every once inawhile we get the right cookie, and everything makes sense in an instant.  We just have to keep looking for that special cookie and hope for the best, and be ready incase our journey finds us, or we find our own story.

I’m Bi-winning!

Ever have one of those days when the fish in your fishbowl goes missing?

Sometimes life is a long dark road thats impossible to see, and the truth is we just have to keep driving hoping for the best.  

The Word of the Day: Singularity-The moment when technological change becomes so rapid and profound, it represents a rupture in the fabric of Human History.

2012??

So its proven…dinosaurs DID roam the earth!!!!!!

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Calvin and Hobbes by ~kruzay on deviantART

The small penis of America…